#she’s so proud of him

#Wrong. She’s smiling because she knows that soon people she hates are going to start dying.

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

Oh. It’s been a while since I’ve had a good Rub Rub… Mmm Rub Rub.

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the-80s-do-it-better:

lordarthcaedus:

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

lifteatgetswole:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH

I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”

I tried so hard not to reblog this but I couldn’t

IM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

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mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

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